For the past week and a half, my friend Babbitt and I have been stuck inside Macy’s on 34st. in New York City. During the day we wander the halls huffing perfume soaked bags and at night we poach giants rats in the basement using my daughters airsoft gun, cooking them on the large Viking range in the staffs cafferia. They are high in fat but Babbitt knows how to prepare them in a health concious way (we are both trying to watch our figures) To date, I’ve commintted three acts of sexual indiscretion with the actor playing santa clause, a vile drunk who is Babbitt’s brother. Our confinement is self imposed and meaningless.
December 20, 2007...8:04 pm
Macy’s
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